Should I iPhone it?

The big question I've been wrestling with recently is whether to get an iPhone. Why all the handwringing, you may ask? You think: Just get it, you weirdo. You know you want it.

I do want it - kind of badly - but I'm not sure I trust myself. iPhones are super fun -- apps and games and all that stuff. Plus, I could check the Internet everywhere. Me, joining the 21st Century. If I wanted to see what the word of the day is on turdwords.com, I could do it anywhere, at any time.

For me, that's a terrifying prospect. I rely on my local Starbucks to have wireless that costs money/is a pain in the ass to access, so that when I go there, I can actually get work done.

With an iPhone, there will be no such productivity zone. I could procrastinate EVERYWHERE.

Scary. I don't know if I can take the risk.