Alka-Seltzer

Because I don't have any Tylenol or Aspirin that has an expiration date later than 2006, I decided to take some Alka-Seltzer. It's got aspirin in it and it specifically says on the box that it's for use with upset stomach caused by over-indulgence with food or drink.

As my good friend said, Check and Check!

And now I'm feeling like at least a quarter of a million bucks. Not a million, but on my way.