Lipstick!

Hi everybody! I'm back. This week I learned that Republican double standards are alive and well. John McCain, who referred to Hillary Clinton's health care plan as "putting lipstick on a pig," is now angrily decrying Barack Obama for calling McCain's own policies "lipstick on a pig."

Since McCain is suddenly so sensitive, I guess we could admit he isn't putting lipstick on a pig -- he's putting lipstick on eight years of failed policies. What do you get when you do that? Eight more years of failed policies -- and a Vice-President who supported the "Bridge to Nowhere" before she was against it.

If we're going to say something controversial, how about the fact that Sarah Palin is like George Bush in high heels? That might be attractive for some folks. Not me. In fact, ewww. I just puked a little in my mouth.